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#1 Walter-kun

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Posted 06 April 2017 - 12:50 AM

Mr. Massagy Trophy Guide

 

Overview

  • Estimated trophy difficulty: 1/10
  • Offline trophies: 34 (1 :plat, 5 :gold, 12 :silver, 16 :bronze)
  • Online trophies: 0
  • Approximate amount of time to plat: 15-30 minutes
  • Minimum number of playthroughs: 1 three-star date for every girl as well as twenty failures and five two-star dates
  • Number of missable trophies: 0 with the walkthrough
  • Glitched trophies: 0
  • Does difficulty affect trophies?: N/A
  • Do trophies stack?: N/A
  • Do cheat codes disable trophies?: N/A

Note: This game does not let you skip text in a date until you get at least two stars in it, but due to the low amount of dialogue in the game, it barely even matters anyway. You can always spam :circle to sort of skip since that won't select dialogue options. Alternatively, if all of the choices coming up are the same (especially relevant for Papu-Aiye), you can place your cursor where the answers should be and spam :cross and :circle alternating to make it go even faster.

 

Special Thanks:

Intelligence's Three-Star Walkthrough

dalailama1989's PSNP Post Explaining S.O.N.I.A.'s choices and Jamein's Two-Star Date

 

Phone

  • Press the red X button until Rial shows up (Nope! :bronze)
  • Press the green heart button to accept Rial (Moooom! Somebody Likes Me! :gold)

Rial

  • 1) Sooo... You were stalking me outside the window?
  • 1) Not at all, I do that all the time.
  • 1) What kind of game?
  • 2) Dare!
  • 1) Truth or dare?
  • 2) Do you like massages? (You Beat the Tuto-Rial! :silver at results screen)
  • Press the red heart button for your massage (Tutorial with a happy ending :bronze)
  • Press :circle to back out

Phone

  • Press the green back button in the top-left corner
  • Press the red X button once to make Nicole show up.
  • Press the green button to accept Nicole

Nicole: Get Eaten

  • 1) HOLY CRAP! A TALKING WEREWOLF!! AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAHHHH!!!
  • 3) Sorry, this is the first time I see such a cute werewolf.
  • 1) Really? What has been your worst date so far?
  • 1) (Make a duck sound) (Duck killed! :silver and You blew it! :bronze)
  • Press the yellow retry button

Nicole: Three-Star Date

  • 1) HOLY CRAP! A TALKING WEREWOLF!! AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAHHHH!!!
  • 3) Sorry, this is the first time I see such a cute werewolf.
  • 1) Really? What has been your worst date so far?
  • 2) Oh, I'd never blow it like that. I have no ducks left to give.
  • 2) Interesting. So do you live around here too?
  • 1) WHAT! A cave?! Hey babe, if it's cool with you, it's cool with me. (Awoo! :silver)
  • Press the red heart button for your massage (Careful with the claws :bronze)
  • Press :circle to back out

Phone

  • Press the green back button in the top-left corner
  • Press the red X button once to make Martha show up
  • Press the small blue button in the top-left corner of your phone
  • Under Select Profile, select the top-right square
  • Press the large GO button at the bottom of the screen
  • Press the green button to accept Martha

Martha

  • Any option
  • 1) Nice place you have there.
  • 3) Oh? What do you do for a living?
  • 3) Bullshit!
  • 3) Well, I wanna explore your East Coast.
  • 1) I don't have money... But I have organic gasoline to go all night. (Mother trucker! :silver)
  • Press the red heart button for your massage (Gotta love these app features :bronze)
  • Press :circle to back out

Phone

  • Press the green back button in the top-left corner
  • Press the red X button three times to make Janein show up.
  • Press the green button to accept Janein

Janein: Two-Star Date

  • 1) Wait WHAT! JACKPOT! Let's do this babe! (It's Something :silver)
  • Press the yellow retry button
  • Repeat four more times (Average Joe :bronze)

Janein: Three-Star Date

  • 2) Uhh... hey... Where are we?
  • 1) It's kind of dark...
  • 2) Oh, no, no! I meant it is, uh... very futuristic?
  • 2) Y'know, this IS a lovely night. I feel cozy in here.
  • 2) I doooon't think my jeans will fit you though.
  • 3) We could but uh... It really does smell weird.
  • 1) I uh... Why do you want to have kids so badly?
  • 1) No, no! Your beauty is... out of this world...
  • 1) But... Babies... Why tho?
  • 1) I can but... Yo... WHAT are you? (Don't put your massage in crazy, man :silver)
  • Press the red heart button for your massage (It hurts so gooood... :bronze)
  • Press :circle to back out

Phone

  • Press the green back button in the top-left corner
  • Press the blue back button (right above the X button) once to make Mayo show up.
  • Press the small blue button in the top-left corner of your phone
  • Under Select Profile, select the top-left square
  • Press the large GO button at the bottom of the screen
  • Press the green button to accept Mayo

Mayo

  • Tap the Mayo ten times (Poking around :bronze)
  • Choose any option
  • Choose any option
  • 1) Sure I will, I'm a great listener.
  • 1) What's wrong with your dad? You seem like a... tasteful person.
  • Choose any option
  • 3) Umm... Ahh... Uhh...
  • Choose any option
  • 2) Wow, a mime?! That's awesome!
  • 1) And in my dreams I've kissed your lid, a thousand times...
  • 1) Hello?
  • 1) You're all I've ever wanted! And my pecs are open wide.
  • 1) I love you! (Watch the cholesterol :silver)
  • Press the red heart button for your massage (Slippery everywhere :bronze)
  • Press :circle to back out

Phone

  • Press the green back button in the top-left corner
  • Press the blue back button (right above the X button) once to make Sarah show up.
  • Press the small blue button in the top-left corner of your phone
  • Under Select Profile, select the bottom-left square
  • Press the large GO button at the bottom of the screen
  • Press the green button to accept Sarah

Sarah: Johnny's Real Job

  • 2) To lose my virginity.
  • 3) How about I get you a mojito? It's on me.
  • 1) Unprotected sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.
  • Choose any option
  • Choose any option
  • 2) Yeah, my name's Johnny.
  • 1) HA! What are you, a cop?
  • 2) I am the employee of the month, every month!
  • 1) That happens when you sell hot dogs at the beach, babe. (Proud of your job! :silver)
  • Press the yellow retry button

Sarah: Failure

  • 3) You are beautiful and pretty and I really want to date you!
  • Press the yellow retry button
  • Repeat 17 more times (You win some, you lose some! :bronze after your third fail, Yo, where's your mojo? :bronze after your eighth fail, and You'll be alone forever... :gold after your 18th fail)

Sarah: Three-Star Date

  • 2) To lose my virginity.
  • 3) How about I get you a mojito? It's on me.
  • 1) Unprotected sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.
  • Choose any option
  • Choose any option
  • 2) Yeah, my name's Johnny.
  • 1) HA! What are you, a cop?
  • 2) I am the employee of the month, every month!
  • 2) I am just the best... in more ways than one.
  • Choose any option
  • 1) Well... Don't mean to brag, but I'm a world champion dancer. (Sugar daddy time! :silver)
  • Press the red heart button for your massage (That's.. a lot of toys :bronze)
  • Press :circle to back out

Phone

  • Press the green back button in the top-left corner
  • Press the red X button three times to make Dorothy show up.
  • Press the green button to accept Dorothy

Dorothy

  • 2) Uh...
  • 1) So, you come like... from a farm?
  • 2) Well, what do you do best?
  • 2) Judging by your cute face, your talent might be driving men crazy!
  • 1) You know what? I want to take you out on a picnic! You are lovely!
  • 2) Right! Sorry for changing the topic: what do you have in mind for a job?
  • 2) Well... You certainly have the body to model! (Moooossagy! :silver)
  • Press the red heart button for your massage (What a dairy experience :bronze)
  • Press :circle to back out

Phone

  • Press the green back button in the top-left corner
  • Press the red X button once to make Anne show up.
  • Press the green button to accept Anne

Anne

  • 3) Hi! I see you're... glowing.
  • 3) Never judge anyone based on their looks I always say!
  • 1) *Slowly reach for the cross around your neck*
  • Choose any option
  • 3) So... Why DID people stop coming here?
  • 3) Do you like being a ghost?
  • 1) Let's start with what you remember last.
  • 1) *Finger snap* You died while surfing!
  • 1) Aha! So many barnacles! It's been here for years!
  • 1) You have no visible scars...
  • 1) Eureka! You crashed in the spiky rocks and drowned!
  • 1) Word. (I hope that's ectoplasm :silver)
  • Press the red heart button for your massage (Who you gonna massage? :bronze)
  • Press :circle to back out

Phone

  • Press the green back button in the top-left corner
  • Press the red X button once to make Papu-Aiye show up.
  • Press the small blue button in the top-left corner of your phone
  • Under Select Profile, select the bottom-right square
  • Press the large GO button at the bottom of the screen
  • Press the green button to accept Papu-Aiye

Papu-Aiye

  • 1) Sometimes I feel you are the only one that understands me, Papu-Aiye.
  • 1) Yeah, that's why I made you this Linger profile, just for you Papu!
  • 1) Ha ha! I know! I am your only date so far!
  • 1) Sure! I want that too, Papu-Aiye! Let's start this as a REAL date!!
  • 1) Ahem! Ahem!...
  • 1) Hi Papu-Aiye, my name is Johnny! Nice to meet you!
  • 1) Oh, so you ARE a sailor!? How awesome is that!!
  • 1) Hahahah!! Totally!
  • 2) Oh Papu-Chan, you're so funny!
  • Choose any option
  • 1) Sure, I'll get a beer for you!
  • Choose any option
  • 1) Why do we do this to each other?!
  • 1) You know how I feel about you right? I love you!
  • 1) Thanks, Papu-Aiye. I needed to hear that.
  • 1) I love you too girl!! After all, I only ever wanted to have a family with you!
  • 1) Oh... I didn't know you wanted to pursue your career first...
  • 1) Of course! I DO want you to have a diploma!
  • 1) You... you wouldn't leave me for another guy would you?
  • 1) Oh of course not! I fully trust you!
  • 1) It's just that... you know, about children...
  • 1) It... it's okay. I didn't want to have kids anyway...
  • 1) Yeah, who needs brats running around, amirite?
  • 1) Right! We'll just practice baby-making then! (Real people are overrated :silver, Expert Datemeister :bronze, and Smooth Criminal :gold)
  • Press the red heart button for your massage (How does this even work? :bronze)
  • Press :circle to back out

Phone

  • Press the green back button in the top-left corner
  • Press the red X button once to make S.O.N.I.A. show up.
  • Press the green button to accept S.O.N.I.A.

S.O.N.I.A.

  • Choose any option
  • 1) I'm so confused right now
  • 1) My logic is undeniable? Is that a compliment?
  • 1) Dating is an ART! I am Mr. Massagy!
  • 2) Hold up! Why delete my Massagys?!
  • 2) Dang, little lady! I wanna byte your .lib.
  • 1) I'm a software with plenty of malware, just for you gurl.
  • 1) Oh sweet baby, you overclock my processor twice a day.
  • 1) You look like an exception I would want to try and catch.
  • 3) Cream 3.141592...
  • 3) You what?!
  • 3) I have a girlfriend and a life outside this game.
  • 2) ... ... Kinky! (Hackerbruh! :gold)
  • Press the red heart button for your massage and sift through some more text (Bytes all over you! :gold and I am the glorious Mr. Massagy! :plat)


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#2 Walter-kun

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Posted 06 April 2017 - 01:08 AM

Just tested it out with my main account (used my JP account to make the guide) and it works perfectly. Got the plat in 12:12.


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Posted 06 April 2017 - 03:20 AM

thanks Walter! i will test soon

 

Offline trophies: 10 (1 :plat, 5 :gold, 12 :silver, 16 :bronze)


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Posted 06 April 2017 - 06:12 AM

Thanks for the guide it works great. You don't have to use the green arrow in the top left ever, :circle will back you out all the same.

 

You're missing a choice here: (In red) Edit: Fixed now. :D

 

Sarah: Three-Star Date

  • 2) To lose my virginity.
  • 3) How about I get you a mojito? It's on me.
  • 1) Unprotected sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.
  • Choose any option
  • Choose any option
  • 2) Yeah, my name's Johnny.
  • 1) HA! What are you, a cop?
  • 2) I am the employee of the month, every month!
  • 2) I didn't write down the text but it's #2
  • Choose any option
  • 1) Well... Don't mean to brag, but I'm a world champion dancer. (Sugar daddy time! :silver)
  • Press the red heart button for your massage (That's.. a lot of toys :bronze)
  • Press :circle to back out

 

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but man, what a steaming pile of memes. :lol

 

Also I'd recommend turning the controller's speaker volume way down for this game. Very noisy.



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Posted 06 April 2017 - 06:25 AM

This was your third point for a guide Walter.  Congrats on your bronze award :)



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Posted 06 April 2017 - 07:15 AM

Looks good Walter congrats on the award :)


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Posted 06 April 2017 - 09:06 AM

Guide was flawless & game was funny lol


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Posted 06 April 2017 - 12:56 PM

Thank Walter, this made it even easier :D 


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Posted 06 April 2017 - 06:07 PM

Perfect guide! Really easy game! :D

 

However at the end of each girl's route when you choose the heart, the red heart icons are timed which i outlined below:

 

Nicole

Press the red heart button for your massage (timed choice)  (Careful with the claws  :bronze)

 

Martha

Press the red heart button for your massage (timed choice) (Gotta love these app features  :bronze)

 

Janein: Three-Star Date

Press the red heart button for your massage (timed choice) (It hurts so gooood...  :bronze)

 

Mayo

Press the red heart button for your massage (timed choice) (Slippery everywhere  :bronze)

 

Sarah: Three-Star Date

Press the red heart button for your massage (timed choice) (That's.. a lot of toys  :bronze)

 

Dorothy

Press the red heart button for your massage (timed choice) (What a dairy experience  :bronze)

 

Anne

Press the red heart button for your massage (timed choice) (Who you gonna massage?  :bronze)

 

Papu-Aiye

Press the red heart button for your massage (timed choice) (How does this even work?  :bronze)

 

 

Im sure it really doesn't matter at all since its so short and easy but its good to know just in case.

 

These people really need to make more games like this, even tho its corny as hell they are so easy!

Bring on Ketchup & Mustard!  :D


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Posted 06 April 2017 - 06:12 PM

On 1 occasion I 'missed' the timed heart choice, but the corresponding trophy did still pop...so maybe its not even needed to choose the red heart..?


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Posted 06 April 2017 - 06:17 PM

On 1 occasion I 'missed' the timed heart choice, but the corresponding trophy did still pop...so maybe its not even needed to choose the red heart..?

 

Same for me. Missed the first one as I was reading ahead in the guide. It auto-boots you to the massage and the trophy still pops. So timed or not, click the heart or not, everything ends up the same lol.



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Posted 10 April 2017 - 05:00 PM

thanks for the guide



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Posted 11 April 2017 - 05:43 PM

Great guide just tested it out on my UK account

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Posted 14 April 2017 - 12:30 AM

Perfect guide, thanks.


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Posted 21 April 2017 - 07:15 AM

Thanks for the guide :)

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 03:54 AM

Great guide works perfectly just got the plat on my main account

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Posted 22 May 2017 - 08:17 PM

Guide was perfect thank you

 

What the fuck did I just play :)



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Posted 24 May 2017 - 01:34 PM

Thank you for the guide, perfect!


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Posted 25 May 2017 - 11:20 AM

Thanks for guide


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Posted 28 July 2017 - 06:45 PM

thanks for the guide works perfect


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