The interactions in this game are context-based, like Full Throttle – click on something to bring up arms (usually “grab”), eyes (usually “look”), and a mouth (usually “talk”).
The game says “grab” but by habit, I've written “pick up” throughout the walkthrough.
Lots of back and forth in this one. Sorry.
PRELUDE
New game – NORMAL
Bedroom
Press – Wimp
unlocked
Pick up cane (by door)
Exit to Hall
Hall
Search drawers – get empty multi bit screwdriver
Walk left until you're standing in front of a door
Look at Domingo (fish) (1/13)
Pick up old coat
Look at and pick up painting (you can't) (1/3)
Exit to Yard
Yard
Talk to Dan – exhaust conversation – you will get a key and unlock 147 times
Exit to Hall
Hall
Use key with basement door – either use /
to cycle through your inventory, or go into the inventory chest (or press
and select the item, then drag it out onto the screen)
Exit to Basement
Basement
Walk left
Pick up key and screwdriver bit
Exit to Hallway
Hall
Walk down
Pick up bicycle chain
In inventory, combine empty multi bit screwdriver and screwdriver bit
Use screwdriver with bicycle horn – get bicycle horn
Exit to Bedroom
Bedroom
Walk left
Use screwdriver with old clock
Pick up cogs
Use key with Bathroom door, then exit to Bathroom
Bathroom
Pick up nonabrasive soap
Use bicycle chain with bathtub – get lubed chain
Exit to Bedroom, then Hall, then Basement
Basement
Use cogs, then lubed chain, with broken trap door mechanism – Repair guy unlocked
Exit to Hall
Hall
Use trap door lever (the lever left of the Yard door)
CHAPTER I
Exit to Basement
Basement
Look at Dan AND Waldo the Skeleton (2/13) (I think it's just Dan that counts, but just in case)
Exit to Hall, then Yard
Yard
Pick up trash cans – get iron rod and biology book (1/5)
In inventory, examine biology book and flip through all of the pages – Honorary Biologist unlocked
Exit down to World Map – Town Center
Town Center
Walk down and right
Look at Some Guy (Martin the Tourist) (3/13)
Talk to Some Guy (Martin the Tourist)
I notice you haven't touched your drink!
I have other matters to attend to!
Walk left
Pick up garbage can outside of tavern (2/5)
Exit to Tavern
Tavern
Pick up trash can next to door (3/5)
Walk left a bit so you can see all four people
Look at all four people (7/13)
Talk to Big Guy (Walrus) – exhaust all conversation – the dialogue options don't disappear once you've chosen them, so be careful you're not just repeating the same thing over and over
Pick up peanuts from far left table
Exit to Town Center, then World Map – Town Alley
Town Alley
Look at Ruffo (eyes) (8/13)
Use cane, then iron rod, with door above Ruffo's eyes
Pick up medium-sized trash can – you may have to do this twice (4/5)
Walk right
Pick up wooden trash can – get giant chicken leg – Old habits unlocked
Walk right
Look at horses and Pedro (9/13) (again, just in case; I think it's just Pedro that's needed)
Talk to Pedro
Pedro! How's business going?
Can you give me some of that ink sauce?
Goodbye!
Use old coat with Pedro – get clam ink
Exit to World Map – Mayor House
Mayor House
Walk left
Look at Mrs Johnson (10/13)
Use bicycle horn with Mrs Johnson
Pick up mayor's agenda
Look at and pick up left-most painting (man and dragon) (2/3)
Look at and pick up the other painting on the left – Secrets fan unlocked
Search liquor cabinet – get whiskey
Exit to World Map – Town Square
Town Square
Look at pigeon
Walk left
Look at Jeffrey (11/13) – Sid's personal friends club might unlock early for you here, but don't worry if it doesn't yet; there's still a few more confirmed people that count towards it that we've yet to meet.
Use whiskey with Jeffrey – get glue solvent
Use peanuts with suspicious bench
Pick up feather
In inventory, combine feather and clam ink – get ink and quill
In inventory, combine ink and quill and mayor's agenda – get modified mayor's agenda
Exit to World Map – Castle
Go all the way up to the Bedroom, then Bathroom
Bathroom
Use glue solvent with medicine cabinet
Open medicine cabinet
Pick up toilet paper and sleeping pills
Exit all the way back to World Map – Town Center
Town Center
Walk down and right
Use toilet paper with Martin the Tourist – get cup
Exit to World Map – Castle
Go all the way up to Bedroom, then Bathroom
Bathroom
Use cup with tap – get cup of water
In inventory, combine cup of water and sleeping pill – get cup with solved sleeping pills
Exit to World Map – Town Center, then Tavern
Tavern
Use cup with solved sleeping pills with Walrus
Pick up Walrus – get key and rabbit's foot – Lullaby for Walrus unlocked
Exit to World Map – Graveyard
Graveyard
There are seven tombstones you need to look at here – four in a square on the left and three in a line on the right – Death is fun unlocked
Use nonabrasive soap with wooden ramp
Use giant chicken leg with mud puddle
Look at Weird Little Guy (Mongoose) (12/13)
Talk to Weird Little Guy (Mongoose)
How did you recognize me...? Because I'm totally Dan Teapot!
What are you doing in the middle of the night at the cemetery?
Hurry, I just saw the Big Pie Raptor, look at his footprints!
Pick up Mongoose's wallet – get key - Big Pie Raptor unlocked
Exit to World Map – Mayor House
Mayor House
Walk left
Use modified mayor's agenda with Mrs Johnson
Talk to Mrs Johnson
I have an appointment with the mayor right now!
Look at Foxy (13/13) – Sid's personal friends club should unlock here if it didn't before
Talk to Foxy
How did you reach the obvious conclusion that I'm Dan Teapot? – There's Something About Dan unlocked
You look pretty! – Pickupartist unlocked
I have other matters to attend to, talk to you later!
Use rabbit foot and Mongoose's wallet with Foxy
Search Foxy's backpack (it's at the very bottom of the screen, between the trophy and the demon chest) – Hell gate Keymaster unlocked
Use all Romero keys with demon chest
Cutscene – exhaust all dialogue
INTERLUDE I
Use screwdriver with metal plate (top of cage)
Pick up (repair) complicated mechanism
Use hidden lever (on wall)
Pick up cable
In inventory, combine cane and cable
Use cable/hook with hole (hotspot just right of broken mechanism)
Exit via Hole – Freedom! unlocked
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