Community Status Updates
Pilot Over Intercom: I have some bad news, but before I tell you, keep in mind that the Wright Bros could only stay airborne for 12 seconds.
Bad choices make good stories...
shadow_rider456unless you're the show runners of Game of Thrones.
Aug 18 2019 02:50 PM
Velvet*dabs the writers with some ice for their recently acquired burns*
Yesterday, 03:07 PM
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
All it takes to open the floodgates is a single status update. All Hail Status Updates!!
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the earth briefly becomes a sandwich.
MrUnknown625How many calories in an Earth Sandwich?
Aug 12 2019 08:09 PM
Aug 13 2019 08:38 AM
VelvetUhhh 3 1/2?
Aug 13 2019 09:01 AM
I imagined making a status update. Then i decided to make my dream come true and did it! I feel so accomplished :)
imagine making a status update
Make sure to check out the new Fluff n Tuff Show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJcX-vxSwkM&t
I love being busy making guides on a Sunday when I could be catching up on sleep :)
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
cjshaitanI am shocked this has sit here for 4 days and no one has made a comment.
Feb 25 2019 04:06 AM
kfree7This is profound and should be on a national monument. I'm thinking about ordering it on a T-Shirt.
May 14 2019 08:12 PM